I hate to be the one to tell you this, but...
Fred is dead.
He came into this world a sprightly little fella.
He didn't even complain when J carved his eyes.
Our community group had a pumpkin carving party last week.
Fred had a great time hanging with his homies.
RIP, Fred, RIP.
In other Halloweenish news, my pal Amber and her roommate threw an awesome costume party.
I mean, the White Swan and the Black Swan threw an awesome party.
edited to add: They totally made those costumes. Rockstars.
Wednesday Addams was on the guest list.
She behaved herself rather well.